[At busy tourist spot]
Pavlov: excuse me sir, can you take a picture for me *gets ignored*
Pavlov: excuse me,... *gets ignored*
Stranger: why don’t u just takes selfie?
Pavlov: bc my arms are too short... fuck it, I’ll just take a selfie #teampixel#shotonpixel
87 22742 hours ago
-sounds like hard work
Praying to PavGod to fix your problems:
-sounds tight as fuck
Tofu, dog: what a beautiful day, not a single cloud in the sky
Atlas, cloud: *looks in sky* oh fuck, wheres my mom
43 36852 days ago
PavLion: King of the Concrete Jungle
In this epic film, Pavlov, a dwarf lion, adventures through the Big City in search of his one true love (Pizza Rat)
65 51303 days ago
Mom: Pavlov Halloween is over, you can take off the costume
Pavlov: I told u mom, this isn’t a costume, this is who I am
Mom: And what is that?
Thicc Pavlov hoodies are on sale now on our website (link in bio)!
89 19214 days ago
Winston: Why’d you invite Antisocial Paul to your birthday party?
Pavlov: Bc he said he’d bring a cool pink wall. Im a little disappointed tbh.
Paul: fuck u *snaps fingers*
[swipe to see Paul’s magic]
98 35395 days ago
You: who’s there?
Pavlov: Go h*ckin vote or else I’ll shit in your shoe
You: that’s not a joke
Pavlov: neither is not voting.
If you are able, please go exercise your right to vote! It’s a privilege to vote — not all people in the world, or even this country get to exercise this privilege. There are a lot of fucked up things happening with this country and the way we can make a difference is to vote to have our voices heard. DM me picture of your dogs with an “I voted sticker” and we’ll share our favorites as a thank you for going out to vote ❤️
64 36246 days ago
Pavlov: so where’s the beer and food? You said we were going to get Buzzed and Fed
PavMom: no, we said we were going to @Buzzfeed!
Follow our adventure on the @buzzfeedanimals IG story as @clarkmccaskill and @sydthebinch take me on the best NYC birthday adventure ever!
64 50609:37 PM Nov 5, 2018
Pavlov: It’s day 2 in NYC & I’ve literally seen ZERO big apples. I feel lied to.
PavDad: ur not even that thicc, I feel lied to.
Pavlov: now ur just being hurtful.
Day 1 in NYC was a success! Thank you to everyone who came to our @borisandhorton Meet and Greet last night! We had a larger than expected turnout and were able to raise almost $150 for @socialteesnyc! ❤️ #shotonpixel#teampixel
160 80294:21 PM Nov 4, 2018
Pavlov: I’m so excited to explore the Thicc Apple!
PavMom: I’m pretty sure it’s called the “Big Apple.”
Pavlov: and I’m pretty sure ur not my real mom, but I’ll pretend if u pretend
Pavlov is taking on NYC! Follow us these next few days on our adventure — there might be a few surprises, including our charity meet and greet today at @borisandhorton from 6:30-8pm!
130 52935:28 PM Nov 3, 2018
Doctor *handing me my new born baby* I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it
me: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made
This little pupper is going across the country to celebrate his bark day in New York City! Follow our stories for updates on Pavlov’s NYC adventure, including our meet and greet Saturday at @BorisandHorton from 6:30-8pm!
98 57716:46 PM Nov 2, 2018
Friend: what are you reading?
Pavlov: oh you know, just some classic literature
Friend: is that a book filled entirely with your Instagram pictures?
Pavlov: CLASSIC. LITERATURE.
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