People always ask me what position I think Theresa May would play? In my eyes it’s easy, prop!
Mayo has all the attributes to be a world class prop. She has a terrible lid, awful banter and she can’t dance. She is also fucking hard nails and resilient, all the things that make a world class prop. look at @joemarler17 for example.
You know Mayz would put that shirt on and give it everything and even thou she might not play well every game and people would keeping calling for her to be dropped she would just keep going.
You can imagine that she’d lose two scrums on the bounce and then the next scrum she would get pumped and win a penalty, which I would slot for 3 points no matter where it was on the pitch.
Like all props I imagine she would smell, probably of a dusty bookcase and I think her chat would be average. She would be there having a Guinness after the game chatting Politics and I would have to step in and say “ Oi shit lid. First of all you are drinking with your right hand so chop the pint NOW! Secondly, I have warned you before about this kind of banter in the clubhouse. Take your top off, stand on that chair and sing the National Anthem and then chop that pint of milk, Guinness and my piss Now.