All it took was one word. One word from the Lord of the Haunted Dolls, Master of the Munch Squad and King of Candlenights, Justin 'Taako Taaco' McElroy himself. My lord, my idol and main source for premium comedy. He witnessed me. He is the Jimmy Buffett to my Justin McElroy, and his one word retweet brought me fame and joy immeasurable. @justinmcelroy, my supreme ruler and chief spiritual comedy advisor, you have my eternal trust and gratitude. When again I break breadsticks at the Garden of Olives, I shall always do so in your name. Thank you. It meant the world to me. <3
Good night everyone!! This was about...12 hours later than I wanted, so I made it extra long for you guys.
Edit: oof i realized my boi pipis already posted the duck post but it’s super good so im keeping it in there, sorry evie •