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Cover your #eyes. It's #Tater Time!
#WesCraven may have directed "The Hills Have Eyes" to (try to) terrify #movie watchers, but the real #horror is all around us, in our #soil, in our #kitchens, in our #supermarkets and even in our #chocolate bars! I'm talking about #potatoes and their #creepy, gangly, unpredictable, dead eyes that never stop growing or #staring.
Look away, if you #dare, but the potato always looks at you, plotting its next #disgusting#ocular explosion. What's that? Another eye just sprouted and it's looking around, #menacingly!!! Research shows that the average potato eye stalk can reach a length of 800 feet, per hour! #Gross, potato! Get a #hobby and stop staring. It's not just impolite, it's terrifying tater #torture.
Appearance: Dirty, #bumpy, unholy.
Origin: #Hell#Taste: Hell's yes! Get in mah belly! (Sigh...)
The Tin Cow this evening. Buffalo Wings with no temperature selection and with ranch. Rating = 5.9. Highest scores for tenderness, crunch, and cooked consistency. Lowest scores in appearance, aroma, and sauce consistency. Overall above average and above average dip.
Ok I’m a baker not a videographer... this social media thang is a work in progress for me ok?! Moral of the story is that our Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie is 👌🏻
Soft and chewy ✔️
Perfectly sweet (overly sweet desserts are the worst!)✔️
And basically tastes like a brownie , yup. ✔️
Come and TASTE for yourself at the #socalvegfest this weekend! Bring your meat loving friend to our booth at E12 and have him re-thinking vegan cookies. 💯💯✔️💯💯
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Lapis Surabaya Prunes @zinnia.cake
Seneng bgt dikirimin cake sm ci Nana @dapur_nn
Pdhl aku cm kirim biji okra dan cabe aja tp malah dibalas kue 😅 kan jadi enakkk 😂
Sarapan aku pagi ini lapis surabaya dr @zinnia.cake
Lapis nya enak, tdk kemanisan, tdk eneg. Cocok bgt utk ngopi atau ngeteh pagi atau sore hari pas nyantai pkok nya 😋
Makasih ya ci Nana @dapur_nn dan @zinnia.cake 🙏
Utk tmn2 yg mau cobain Lapis Surabaya kyk aku.. bs pesan langsung ke IG nya @zinnia.cake ya 😊
Morning all 💕
The words of the French writer and poet Antoine de Saint-Exupéry come to mind: ‘Experience shows us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in the same direction.’ As lovers, two people look only into each other’s eyes; as friends, they can look ahead together. They begin to see a life that lies beyond them and, supported by one another — now standing in love — they have the resources to step into the future together.
Perhaps the myth that best captures the allure of romance is Aristophanes’ idea about soulmates, from Plato’s Symposium The story goes that human beings originally had two heads, four arms and four legs. We were shaped like round balls and tumbled across the face of the Earth at great speed. The gods grew alarmed at this display of power. So Zeus hatched a plan. He would cut human beings in half, leaving each with just one head, two arms and two legs.
These mutilated halflings were a pathetic sight. In particular, they developed the habit of devoting considerable amounts of their now limited energy searching for their lost halves. The desire to find the missing other was irresistible. Individuals sustained the search in spite of repeated break-ups and romantic disasters in the indefatigable belief that the right person — ‘the one’ — was out there. The promise of love, they felt, was nothing less than wholeness.
Zeus takes pity on the halved humans. He moves their genitals round so that when they meet they can embrace and find a little release for their passion. Sex is a temporary taste of unity, and it helps, though only to a degree. So when Hephaestus, the god of craftsmen, passes by and promises the couples a wish, these tragic figures speak with one voice. Weld us together, they cry: melt us one into the other!