Tonight I'll be performing at @charters_bar_pboro in Peterborough for gig 366 and a few of my mates will be coming along to watch 🙃🙃. I'll be doing a couple of tried and tested jokes which I've been working on the past few weeks and have now fattened out. I'm also excited to try out some new material I've written over the weekend (which involves being scared for life for minimum wage, paradoxes, how I used to download episodes of Lost, Apple Pay, putting kisses at the end of texts, defibrillators, the time I walked into a breast screening clinic and the time a doctor stared at my penis). 😂😂
Tonight's going to be a good night! Now to spend the rest of the day tidying my house and performing in front of mirrors 😎🤓🤠 #comedyonaboat#standupcomedy#standup#doctorjokes#peterborough#livecomedy#thelifeofastandupcomic#ilovewhatido#lifeiscomedy#oratleastmineis
What's your gallbladder's favourite band ... obviously ... The Rolling Stones 👨🏻⚕️🤦🏻♂️ #doctorjokes
Scroll to the final pics for the good stuff. #radpath correlation!
What Is Your Gallbladder:
- It’s a tiny sac like organ that stores bile created by our liver. When the body needs those bile salts to emulsify fat the gallbladder contracts and expels bile into the duodenum.
What Are Gallstones:
- Usually they’re composed of condensed cholesterol or bilirubin (the primary components of bile).
What Is Acute Cholecystitis:
- When a gallstone becomes impacted in the gallbladder neck or the cystic duct it causes an obstruction that prevents bile from leaving the gallbladder. This results in inflammation and, subsequently, pain!!
How Do We Clinically Diagnose Acute Cholecystis?
- Patients usually present with right upper quadrant abdominal pain, elevated white blood cells, and fever.
- Before taking the patient to the Operating Room we need to confirm the diagnosis.
What Do We See With Ultrasound?
- We’re looking for a stone in the gallbladder neck, an inflamed gallbladder wall, and focal tenderness when we push the probe into the skin overlying the patient’s gallbladder (aka. sonographic Murphy’s Sign).
- Now we’ve clinched the diagnosis!!
If you’re tagged here you’re either one of my favourite healthcare providers in training or one of my favourite aspiring healthcare professionals. Good luck with the studying and hopefully this helps! 😃👍🏻
This is an "I needed to post something so I sketched these" post ----
But I used to always want to be a fashion designer but I guess sewing the body together will have to give me my fix #doctorjokes#iwillbeinschoolfor600years
I wish I could just design my prom dress cuz I know exactly what I want but no store has it. Damn. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
How much sleep do you get ? To all my mommy friends I’m sure you can relate - whether you have big kids or small ones , work outside the home or volunteer , there’s also being the chauffeur, cook , house cleaner, organizer , cheerleader , CEO ... y’all know what I’m saying .Here’s to hoping you get some shut eye tonight 🙏🏻to start the week !