True art. Simple art. The purest form of art. The spoon, spoons. S p o o n s. I like rusty spoons. I like clean spoons. Spoons are great. They are a pure form of matter in this world and they are above any being. We all love spoons, we all should love spoons, spoons are cults, spoons are love, spoons are life. Every night when I got to bed I kiss my spoons good night. We have long conversations about them, about their ancient history and tales of fearless warriors who scooped up the hardest of meals. Spoons are everything we ever needed. The Spoon is our God. We shall worship them, worship the spoons. WORSHIP THE SPOONS. Spoons are the best thing humans created. Actually they created us. Off with your head if you think spoons suck. Spoons are everything to me to you to everyone else spoons SPOONS. Scream it yell it write it carve it spoons spoons spoons spoons spoons. Spoon. They have a language they talk they always talk but we can’t hear them only the worthy ones like me hear them.
If you tuned in on Tuesday’s @double_toasted Roast and Toast this week, then you know exactly what’s going on in this picture. For the rest of you who don’t know, let me fill you in. -
I made a horrible joke, actually it wasn’t even a joke. It was dead 💀 as I literally said it. Like laughably bad. So point and laugh at me because I deserve it but more importantly welcome to the internet Milez.
So feel free to laugh at my impeccable comedy (or lack thereof) every Tuesday on the Roast and Toast and for TV reviews/breakdown news, the rest of you can all tune in to my What’s in the Box?! 📦 every Saturday LIVE at 3pm on Doubletoasted.com Shout out to @birca04 for the piece 😂
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit you insensitive a-hole!" Cow jokes are hard. Do you know any?
Look this photo at the farm I grew up on in Nebraska. The current owners were kind enough to let my sister and I walk through the place and reminisce. Then I noticed this big beautiful creature staring at us.
Stanotte Zion si è infortunato durante la partita contro UNC. Non è più rientrato ma sembra nulla di grave, pare giusto una distorsione.
Il problema però è stato l’esplosione vera e propria della scarpa (guardate la seconda foto) e questo potrebbe costare alla Nike una cifra imbarazzante se Zion non volesse più considerarli come sponsor.
I dirigenti Nike non sono gli unici ad aver fatto volare madonne nella notte, infatti il prezzo di un biglietto della partita tra Duke e North Carolina si aggirava intorno ai 2.500 dollari (si, ho scritto bene) e Zion si è infortunato dopo 30 secondi.. #zionwilliamson#badjoke#offensive_rebound