New Red Band Trailer Tonight. Check it out. This fun as hell (I did it and I’ll do it again and again) movie is coming at you April 12. Even in those theaters where they spray water on you, rock your seats and have smell-o-vision. And the Hellboy scent is very pungent and evocative I’ve been assured. #BigRed#Hellboy#Kermitthefrog
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Desk wall (ever in flux) baby bookshelf. V-day. 2019. Damn. Wow. She’s the bee’s knees. And the shit the cat puts on before he gets into bed like when he has a guest staying with him in the other room, ya know, and doesn’t wanna sleep naked in case he has to get up in the middle of the night and pee because it’s just easier than having to trip all over the place hopping one legged beside the bed and then stubbing your stupid toe on that dumb bedframe you bought years ago, that, because of the weight of this domestic cat who does nothing but sleep all day and pound fatty meow-mix (comfort eating we need to work out through some serious psychoanalysis), flares out a little into the room, so now you stub your damn toes on it when you have to put on a dirty pair of sweatpants for said pee trip. It’s just easier. Pajamas are just easier, stupid fat cat. Sorry, I just got @round.boys in my mind and some tunes from @alisonsudol in my ears and it just makes me giddy and desperately in need of tense changing, anthropomorphizing animals, 2nd person omniscient, dad joke, run on sentences!! Sloncha!! V-day is the dumbest, let’s be honest here. And this is one of the few moments in my 43 year history that it hasn’t sucked. Happy V-day kids. ❤️♥️❤️
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This rockstar’s beautiful video just hit www.nowness.com. She’s very sad in it. She wrote it before she met me. Luckily. Because after meeting me, your life becomes unbearably happy and you can never write sad songs again. You can only write about shitting rainbows and farting glitter. Cause you’re so. Damn. Happy.
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Mid morning karaoke with the Gertles. ‘Rebel yell’ - billy idol. ‘In the midnight hour, babe, more (mawwe), more (mow), more (moworrr)’
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2009/2019. #tenyearchallenge , it’s all about finding the right diet for your body type.