I miss traveling with @tarrynfisher ‘cuz she’d do anything for cash. I think we need to take these dares online. @tarrynfisher, what would you do for another $75?
Also, I’m pretty sure she was pregnant with Avett here and didn’t know it, so I’m owed a thank you for being responsible for all his vitamin C while in utero. #TaCoDareYou
Anyone got any good ideas for a dare?
51 3,71121 March, 2019
This could be the sun, or it could be an alien laser beam zapping up an unsuspecting beachgoer. If you state you like “long walks on the beach” in your dating profile, you should remove it. They’re watching. 👀
23 3,58120 March, 2019
Me: “Heath, smile for the camera.”
Me: “But it’s your birthday, I want to make a post.”
Heath: “No. I don’t want you to make a post. I hate birthdays.”
Me: mutters “Fine. I’ll just take a selfie.”
So here is a picture of the wife of someone who is having a birthday today and a photobomb of a kid whose dad is having a birthday today. #HeathIsLegit
124 6,02820 March, 2019
Randomly bought an ebook on Amazon tonight because I liked the premise. About dropped my phone when I read my own name. 🤣 This trips me out! And I like the book so far! #TheHoneyTrap
102 5,07520 March, 2019
CoHorts are sharing in the group about how they were first introduced to my books. This girl was introduced to my work from someone talking about how much they hated it. This is for all you authors out there who worry about negative reviews.
Embrace them, because they lead all the rebels to you. ❤️🤣 #GiveMeAllTheRebels
60 3,44319 March, 2019
It’s Monday. No better day to start a book. Except maybe Sunday. Either way, link in bio. Verity is free for KU users. #KindleUnlimited#Verity
46 3,10519 March, 2019
One of them hates bacon. One of them doesn’t believe in people who hate bacon. One of them IS bacon.